Bad things happen when you work 12-15 hours a day, seven days a week. Well, normally I don't get into too much trouble when I'm working this much -- because, hell, I'm at work all the damn day.
First, I start swearing more freely.
Second, I feel justified in buying myself things to offset the crushing suckitude that is working this much.
Example 1: They sell
German Chocolate cake by the slice at the grocery store near work. Normally, I'd pass it by without a second thought. But I'm working all day, which means --
I DESERVE CAKE. Cake makes me happy. Happy worker = higher productivity. Cake = increased productivity. Example 2:The
Nordstrom's catalog came today. I looked through it at lunch. I saw a handbag and a dress that I like. I saw
a sexy stiletto pump. Then I saw
another sexy stiletto pump. The overworked, sleep-deprived, feverish wheels in my head started to turn.
I want them. Oh my goodness, I'd look sooo good in those. Oh, those are sexy shoes. Damn, they'd make my legs look AWESOME. Where can I wear them... where can I wear those things?
Hot damn, I have a bunch of weddings this summer! I could wear the dress, which goes with the beautiful handbag, and the sexy sexy stilettos.
Automatic accountant sets in: that totals $XXXX.
Overworked, sleep-deprived, feverish brain:
WANT.Accountant brain: $XXXX.
You are saving your money for a spinning wheel.Overworked brain: I'm averaging about $XXX in billable hours a day. I made more this week than all of last October. F*** you, budget brain. You can't put a price on me looking gorgeous. I
deserve it.
Accountant brain: Bloody hell, I can't argue with that.
Overworked brain: I knew I worked for a reason. Oooooh, I need a hat...
Accountant brain: NO NEW HATS!
Overworked brain: Must have a hat. Wedding = hat. Feathers!
Accountant brain: I'm going to lose this one, aren't I?
Overworked brain: Yep.
So now, in a few days, I'll have a box full of pretty dresses to try on, and a pretty handbag, and some hot new shoes. And then, my friends, I'm going hat shopping. Hopefully after I get some sleep. Eight days to go.
On the knitting front, I'm down to the foot of Nutkin #2. I still haven't bought batteries for my camera. After 15 April (for my non-American readers, that's our tax filing deadline), things should calm down considerably. I'll get back to regular knit-blogging after then.